铁达尼极限

以下是关于爱情的一点观点。

有一天你的情人跟你说：“阿强，吃饭了！”
你就会忽然之间觉得上帝啊你为什么这样惩罚我啊？
阿强吃饭了有什么问题？你是叫阿强哦，叫你吃饭有什么问题？
是没有问题，不过一向她是叫你强强的嘛~
人说爱情令人麻木？不只，爱情也会令人耳聋。
不然你怎样可以接受人家叫你Bibi？Gigi？
什么地方叫呢？
那些三四五十多岁的男人穿着件背心在巴士里满头大汗，就要下车时：“Bibi下车了！”=.=哇！！整辆车的人跟你一起下啦！很多巴士车祸都是因为这样啊我怀疑。
有一些人，她不顾人家什么身份的喔。
“英英！”
“我是槟城的州务大臣啊！”
“哦，冠冠！”
而且不会理事什么场合的喔。
“NyeNye请到酒店大厅，NyeNye请到酒店大厅，有人在这里等着你。”
如果你是NyeNye，你要不要去酒店大厅呢？
当你终于鼓起勇气，咬紧牙关地准备去酒店大厅的时候。
你一起身你就听到，“NyeNye请到酒店大厅，Gugu在这里等着你。”
我不明白为什么一坠入爱河就会将对方当成是熊猫，一定一双这样叫的喔。

今天阿强很不开心，为什么她不叫我强强的呢？
而令他更加不开心的是他原本是很开心的，为什么会因为她不叫我强强而不开心呢？
他根本最讨厌人家叫他强强的整个小孩子杀虫水的名字酱。
阿强都必须接受，原来他真的是过不了铁达尼极限。
很多人都看过《铁达尼号》这部电影吧？很浪漫呵？
为什么《铁达尼号》这部电影会那么浪漫呢？
因为在铁达尼号这艘大油轮上，你是什么都不用做的，除了谈情。
只是谈情，不用找吃，你说几浪漫呢？只是不用找吃都已经浪漫死了啦！
狄卡比奥，琦温斯丽成天在艘船上不用找吃，只是等吃。
所以有人怀疑《铁达尼号》这部电影原本有另一个名字是叫作《一段等吃的爱情》。
“我，等，无牵挂的等。等早餐，等到午餐，到晚餐，实在会叹！”（My Heart Will Go On 的旋律）
啊？啊？又开饭啦？I’m the King of the World！！
几浪漫？但是我告诉大家，这个浪漫，是有一个极限，就是叫做铁达尼极限。
男性和女性对爱情最大的分别是什么？
男人对爱情最大的要求就是–新鲜。不是在卖啤酒广告。
而女人对爱情最大的要求就是–保鲜。真的很像啤酒广告。
我解释清楚点。
男人对爱情，就是要不停地寻找一些新鲜的对象；
而女人对爱情，就是不停的要求同一个对象，保持新鲜。
所以我们最常听到女人跟男人讲得最多的一句话是什么？“你对我已经不是好像以前酱！”
是不是？每个男人听了都搔头。
“我认识了你两个礼拜酱而已喔，我怎样对你不是好像以前酱啊？难道我以前认识你我忘记了？然后又走回来再认识你？”
认识了很久的又死。
“阿姐，我认识了你整世人了，你一整世人都在跟我讲你对我已经不是好像以前酱。难道我前世认识你啊？没有理由的嘛那个喇嘛跟我说我前世是一张椅子来的，而且还是一张折椅啊！我不常跟别人说话的喔！”
到底那些女人所谓的你对我已经不是好像以前酱的以前是几时呢？
就是那些男人觉得你们这些女人最新鲜的时候，科学点说，就是头三天，你追她那头72小时。
在这72小时里，那些男人会开尽他那部浪漫的turbo，做出他余下一生人都无法在做的行为。
他可以对着大海教你吐口水。
“吐！”
“哎呀很浪漫啊教我吐啊！吐！”
“哎呀那是痰来的不是口水，那才是口水。吐！吐！la这是口水这是痰。”
“吐！”
“la这是口水，吐！这是痰。”
“哎呀很浪漫啊！”
=.=

但是一过了这72小时，那个男人就不会觉得那个女人新鲜，而那个女人就会开始觉得这个男人需要保鲜。
而铁达尼号之所以那么伟大是因为–大家都过不了72小时。
根本不给机会那个男人觉得那个女人不新鲜…淹死他！
你看那个男人跌入海，那些海水很冷啊，冷到发抖啊，他都还会让那块浮板给那位女人，因为他的turbo还开着的。
“不要紧，你用啦！我不冷！你…你那么新…新鲜！”
然后它更伟大，在那个女人面前淹那个男人，不是一般的海水，而是接近摄氏0度的冰水来淹死他。哇这样有什么办法不保鲜？
所以有很多女性，跟男朋友看完了这部片子都忍不住，眼红红地走出来，对住男朋友说：“哎！你说你死了的话几好叻？那么多人淹死不见你死的？哈？看完戏去哪里？不如去游泳啊？趁天气冷啊！”

是不是呢？

ps:摘自1999年栋笃笑十下十下

-cheekaan

D badminton

d badminton activity that held on monday (8/12/08) ends up with me, sujiuan,weiyoke,yokeping, cheekaan,woai lun, n carkin( i know sure got some name spell wrongly de)..

no steamboat, but change to pizza, n make me sore throat, due to 发热气..

overall it's very nice to meet u guys de...
although d cheekaan n woailun non-stop talking..
n 4 beauties here non-stop eating..

n one more thing found out,
very less ppl come n join d activity planned de...
dun always d same ppl la... i long time din c some de lo...

photo for d badminton not with me,
so.... someone there post post later ya~

~by: sufung d youngest~

Monday 8th December --- let s play badminton together!!!

hey everyone!!! if u read this...please join us for badminton..easy and healthy sport :D since monday is a public holiday..u shall be free right?? just a small small gathering..after badminton then v go eat together okay?? perhaps steamboat again..miss it so much...
pls contact me to let me know u r going....looking forward to ur respond :)

Date: 8th December 2008 (Monday)
Time:6pm - 6.30pm gather
Venue:will be somewhere in Sungai Buloh(*no need to pay for the rent)
Lovely friends who are attending: Wei Yoke, Woei Lun, Su Jiuan, Su Fung, Chee Kaan, Choy Wan, Yoke Ping, (sook man)..and v just want 2 more..then close account hehhe..
Blur blur friends who are still pending with the invitation: ????
and if u have the rackets then u bring along okay..with shuttercocks..
but if u dun have then v will share..take turns...

yours sincerely,
wei yoke yang cute sangat hahhaa...

我们的笑忘歌？

五月天

笑忘歌

屋顶的天空是我们的
放学后夕阳也都会是我们的
不会再仰慕更多了

唱一首属于我们的歌
让我们的伤都慢慢慢的愈合
明天我又会是全新的

青春是手牵手坐上了
都不回头的火车
总有一天我们都老了
不会遗憾就OK了

伤心的都忘记了
只记得这首笑忘歌
那一年天空很高风很清澈
从头到脚趾都快乐
我和你都约好了
要再唱这首笑忘歌
这一生只愿只要平凡快乐
谁说这样不伟大呢

自己和自己打一架了
想都想不通反正就是这样了
不会再流泪更多了

有多少错误重蹈覆辙
有多少苦痛还不是都过来了
想起来甚至还会笑呢

青春是人生的实验课
错也错得很值得
就算某天唱起这首歌
眼眶会有一点湿了

伤心的都忘记了
只记得这首笑忘歌
那一年天空很高风很清澈
从头到脚趾都快乐
我和你都约好了
要再唱这首笑忘歌
这一生只愿只要平凡快乐
谁说这样不伟大呢

伤心的都忘记了
只记得这首笑忘歌
那一年天空很高风很清澈
从头到脚趾都快乐
我和你都约好了
要再唱这首笑忘歌
这一生只愿只要平凡快乐
谁说这样不伟大呢
这一生只愿只要平凡快乐
谁说这样不伟大呢
谁说这样不伟大呢

很不错的一首歌

诚心推荐

-cheekaan

思念

F=ma

m即mass
a是acceleration

思念
令你沉重

思念
加快你的心跳

所以

思念是一种F
不是一种病

-cheekaan-

simply about me and the class trip...

just finished my final exam yesterday =D and gonna have 3-week short trimester break..though not going anywhere for vacation, still i feel sooooooooo happy! maybe bcoz i can sleep for long hours everyday without waking up myself in the morning for classes, eat whatever i can eat without thinking what is the food available to eat, and can watch drama every hours without sacrifice the time for studying....hehe..

And about the class trip, i dun thk so there will have one for us because organising one trip that is "customized" for different people that have different interests and background as well as holidays, unless some ppl sacrifice their choice and time or everyone cooperates to come out with one specific plan which is the best for friends. otherwise, let s wait until chinese new year for our precious reunion. guess that is the time most of our friends will be here in subang....

ps: please spread the update about this blog to other 6M friends. invite them to view the sites at least for once and remember the URL, also ask for the responds see whether they want the class trip or not.. all of the above is just my piece of thought.if you have better plans please share with us alright?take care friends....

With Love,
weiyoke 0.o

Me Again La.....

Haiseh....few months only 1 new post??Haiz nobody really remember here lol..but still I wanna shout something out!!

I got a new blog at wordpress....

cheekaan87.wordpress.com

Wahahahahaha...Anyway all the best to those who visit man...hardly...haha..........
after visit here remember to visit mine la wahahaha....

Thx man...

-cheekaan-

holiday?

hello everyone. seems like this blog is faded away gradually from my memory. Raya holidays coming soon. i m sure those who are studying will be having relaxing holidays whereas those who are working will surely have plan ahead.. as i know, my beloved Ping Ping will go to HK soon...must F her for souvenirs!! hahha..anyway, i will hugging all my lecture notes and textbooks for this holy holiday!!! because my final is right after the raya break. pity my Malay friends, all of them just have tiny time to do revision.

recently many things happened. got sweet memories and some bad incidents happened too.

Ping Ping, Man Man, and Li Li:
let's just follow our feelings! stand up and be firm!

6M old old friends who are reading this post:
Live with P A S S I O N >.<

For those who never visited this blog before, I still wanna wish u all best of L U C K for everything =)


People there, please have some gatherings before Year 2008 comes to end okay?? always keep in touch and dun forget to message to each other.
here i attach a pic of a small gathering in SUMMER..



Love, weiyoke

BACK TO UPM~

since nobody is updating our lovely blog, im here to write sth la...

ya, as u guys know, local uni has started ad... sobsob.. have to stay in hostel again..

3 years to go~~

this is d first week n as usual, its nothing to do one..

like today, the only class cancelled de.. thats y im so free to online..

thursday 2 hours class..

friday actually got class also, but cancelled..so, whole day free..

saturday got co-curriculem, but cancelled also..

lol..but dun think im that free.. i planned to go for a food fair at PWTC this coming saturday~

EVERYONE.....

GAMBATEH OO~~

-sufung^^-

Long time....no BLOG.....

Sienz lol...long time never see any new posts...kesian lol this 6M1999..haiz tmr exam le...very sienz coz need to study la...duno y so lazy ady....compare to stpm days....haiz chan kui man.....-.-

-cheekaan-

trends??????

quite few weeks nvr view our blog already. but seems like no changes in our blog here.... how cum nobody wanna tell us their date of birth already?? where is our trends go to??? CNY is juz finish.. how u guys celebrate it?? is reali very very boring during CNY... wat can v do during CNY?? any ideas?? if yes let plan it for the next yr.. hehehe...

tis yr all of us celebrating 21st b'day lo... tell us how u guys celebrate it.. post it out n share with us...
good luck n all the best to all my dearest frenz...
take care!!

~yokeping~

MY blog leh

eh rmb to visit it oftenly.....i duno how to put into the list on the left....haha so put here..
airjordan87.spaces.live.com

cheekaan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OIYIN!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BABY OIYIN!!!!!!!

AND DO REMEMBER MY BDAY ALSO....

16 AUGUST!!!!!!!!!

FROM SUFUNG -->017-2186223 ^^

..........

nothing to say really.....
juz to post...
haha

-cheekaan-

My Birthday is Sunday !!

me, sherine, pei yun, on 12th October. Dun miss it.
one more thing, plz visit dis website http://secretpostage.blogspot.com/
Aligato !!!

<<<林佩云>>>

trend of year 2008

walaoA, i also want to follow the trend!
here's my birthday...
27th of may

*i already tried my best to enlarge it, but this is the biggest font they provided, hopefully u guys can see it la, dont berpura pura tak nampak wor, hahaha!!!

***choywan***

haha v r goin to b 21 yrs OLD!!

i adi forget v hav a blog here..too busy with my studies..but now i m on holiday!! 1 week gone..still hav another 12days only..but i bliv v will meet up during CNY right?coz last yr v did meet up..i wanna watch CJ7!!

back to topic..i wanna wish all 6M babies 21st HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance..(incase i dun rmb) many ppl say 21st BD is when v officially get our freedom..but for each of us, i bliv some got it earlier,some havn't..anyhow, v just live once, so v must live the best out of our life.enjoy ur 21st BD till the fullest!!v have no time to let ourselves "ren xing" bcoz v r ADULT!!a young adult!! haha...what i realise recently is that IT IS BeTTeR TO ReGReT WHAT YOU HAVe DONe THAN WHAT YOU HAVN'T! many ppl when they bcum really old in life, they only start to realise they have missed out sth in their life---FUN so rmb whenever you work hard, no matter it is about your studies, or your work, or your love and friendship, just PLAY it harder!!!

let's wish you all a brand new year ahead!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all my friends!!!

(i just rmb sum of ur BD)

pls tell us ur BD so that v can wish you;and those u know so that v can wish them!!

most importantly,must rmb mine!!wakakakka..

NG WEI YOKE ======> 24th JUNE

waiting for ur wishes and BD gifts oh.............

best wishes,

=weiyoke=

=>.<=

SALE!!!

I just got sth crossed my mind... But 1st of all
'Super Happy NEW year' to all of you.

Shopping for New year already?Cleared all your old stuff? Wanna earn some extra pocket money?
Remember all those big and little things you've regret on buying just after you leap your feet out of some particular shop? Here's my idea of getting rid of old stuff in a real good way......

Let's BARTER!!!
Barter=to trade by exchange of commodities rather than by the use of money. 'ref.dictionary.com'

Collect all your 'previous-regretful-stuff' and sell/exchange among 6M babies. Sounds great?!


Venue: ( open for discussion, better choose a kind man's(friend) spacious house). Time: Sunday. 11am until the till you all syok of buying. Things to bring: all 'not-too-koyak' old and/or new stuff.


How is it? Please do write commentsssssss about this(not on the chat box, ladies and gentlemen).
Thank you very much.

:)

_____JiaE

Hapi b'day to me n PUI ER

i was celebrate my 21st b'day on 5 jan.. but i din invite all of u cum to my b'day party. juz invite few only.. hope u guys dun mind.. SORRY..... next time v gather together la... SORRY......

who ever cum my b'day party can grab ur photo here:-

This is my b'day cake buy from Australia Cake House.. Blackforest with blueberry.. nice !!

take it inside my room..

6M buddies...... reali happy to c u guys here... happy b'day!!

eh, frenz dun drink too much o... later drunk adi duno wat 'll happen lo. hhaha....

me n wei yoke my best best ji mui... good students among us.. proud to b her frenz...

my another ji mui HUIEY LI... do u all still remember her?? she still look very thin lo. but abit SEXY liao.. SJK (C) zhi wen teacher look sexy n " sai sai li" hehehe... no students will scare her..

Su jiuan n me.. she reali very tall n thin lo.. reali jealous lo :P ... admit to hospital n cant find the sickness.. hey gal, muz take care urself la. dun juz keep study n forget everything. i noe u sure wont forget "HIM".. :P

SJK (C) zhi wen teacher here.. dun play play ar... later teacher punish lo. she alwiz look very cute n pretty.

su fung n me... reali suprise to c her.. she told me she not cuming to subang coz lotz activities. thx alotz my frenz..

me n wei lun... good guy lo.. anyone out there can call him out for tea time lo..

my best buddies.. frenz 4eva.. good luck my frenz... gambateh!!!!!

this effect make by sum1 who stand at the back.. push our head to the front. den cant c clearly lu..

peace !!! stay pretty n handsome.. frenz 4eva...

the last pic v took ta day b4 they goin back home.. love u all so much.. frenz 4eva... take care my frenz..

~yokeping~